I submit that on or about Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:20:10 GMT, the person known to the court as Call me Bob <[email hidden]> made a statement (<[email hidden]> in Your Honour's bundle) to the following effect:
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I was on my way home from a very early and dark morning run, on an unlit section at about 4.30am when I suddenly realised someone had piled a great heap of timber across the cycle path. I hit it at about 18mph and was launched skyward in a most impressive display of acrobatics.
