Quoted message said:recently bought Nike Air running shoes at a running store called
(TBR take note) "[censored] Pond". >
Dammit! It's all over the keyboard again...
Quoted message said:I am extremely happy with them so far>
However you have VERY low standards. Let's closely examine your life.
For starters, there's the obvious, your extremely ugly and fat wife,
just PLEASE buy her some razors? Dwarfed in comparison to your job at
McDonalds, I mean at 34 years you must hold the record for "head french
frie chef". Then there's the kids, you know most of us can only count
to twenty when we count our digits, so I guess your kids really are
"special". Then there's your car, I mean WTF do you find parts for an
72 AMC gremlin after all these years? And for gods sakes man, do I
REALLY have to even mention that haircut? I got a hint for you, when
that black barbershop dude said that huge "L" he shaved into your head
stood for "Lakers", he was lieing...