SAY HEY: Stevie they wrote another song about you!
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...
Were you born an [censored]? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an [censored] tonight.
Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an [censored] tonight.
You were an [censored] yesterday. You're an [censored] tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an [censored] the rest of your life.
And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an [censored]. She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
And all your friends are [censored] 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an [censored] for a wife.
Were you born an [censored]? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.
Say Hey Stevie:
Tell 'em [censored] AND [censored] RULE!
No bets coming in on you being at Armistic Day ceremony. People know the person who calls himself Steve Kramer!
