Re: Handgrinding firemen save pipe perverts penis

[Lord Turkey Cough]

"Svenne" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On 10 Dec 2007 11:11:24 GMT, "Alex" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>At 10:10:37 on 10/12/2007, Svenne delighted uk.legal by announcing:
>>
>>>
>>> A plumbing pervert pushing his penis in a pipe got stuck while in the
>>> middle of his act. Doctors tried unsuccessfully to remove his plonker
>>> from the pipe and were considering amputating it when firemen with a
>>> minature hand grinder came to the rescue and cut his member free from
>>> the object of his sexual desires:
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/33jutp
>>>
>>> The question now is will the plumbing perv be charged with an offence
>>> and end up on the sex offenders register?
>
>>> If it is illegal to have sexual relations with a bicycle,
>
>>According to whom?
>
> Wasn't someone convicted and sentenced for having sex with a bicycle
> recently?

Yes he was convicted of pedalophilia.

He was also distributing pictures in uk.rec.cycling where similar perverts
gather.

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> Svenne
>

 

[mentalguy2004]

"Lord Turkey Cough" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Svenne" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> On 10 Dec 2007 11:11:24 GMT, "Alex" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>At 10:10:37 on 10/12/2007, Svenne delighted uk.legal by announcing:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> A plumbing pervert pushing his penis in a pipe got stuck while in the
>>>> middle of his act. Doctors tried unsuccessfully to remove his plonker
>>>> from the pipe and were considering amputating it when firemen with a
>>>> minature hand grinder came to the rescue and cut his member free from
>>>> the object of his sexual desires:
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/33jutp
>>>>
>>>> The question now is will the plumbing perv be charged with an offence
>>>> and end up on the sex offenders register?
>>
>>>> If it is illegal to have sexual relations with a bicycle,
>>
>>>According to whom?
>>
>> Wasn't someone convicted and sentenced for having sex with a bicycle
>> recently?
>
> Yes he was convicted of pedalophilia.
>
> He was also distributing pictures in uk.rec.cycling where similar perverts
> gather.

I was amused that he "claimed it was caused by a misunderstanding after he
had too much to drink".

 

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On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:42:29 GMT, "Lord Turkey Cough"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>> Wasn't someone convicted and sentenced for having sex with a bicycle
>> recently?

>Yes he was convicted of pedalophilia.

>He was also distributing pictures in uk.rec.cycling where similar perverts
>gather.

Here's a pic for a pedalphile, click on the link if you dare.
You could say you were doing it for research, I believe that always
works. At least they all try it.

www.mrtoys.com/hot-wheels_bicycles/pics/Hot-Wheels-Tricycle.jpg

Svenne

 

[Lord Turkey Cough]

"mentalguy2004" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Lord Turkey Cough" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Svenne" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> On 10 Dec 2007 11:11:24 GMT, "Alex" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>At 10:10:37 on 10/12/2007, Svenne delighted uk.legal by announcing:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> A plumbing pervert pushing his penis in a pipe got stuck while in the
>>>>> middle of his act. Doctors tried unsuccessfully to remove his plonker
>>>>> from the pipe and were considering amputating it when firemen with a
>>>>> minature hand grinder came to the rescue and cut his member free from
>>>>> the object of his sexual desires:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/33jutp
>>>>>
>>>>> The question now is will the plumbing perv be charged with an offence
>>>>> and end up on the sex offenders register?
>>>
>>>>> If it is illegal to have sexual relations with a bicycle,
>>>
>>>>According to whom?
>>>
>>> Wasn't someone convicted and sentenced for having sex with a bicycle
>>> recently?
>>
>> Yes he was convicted of pedalophilia.
>>
>> He was also distributing pictures in uk.rec.cycling where similar
>> perverts gather.
>
> I was amused that he "claimed it was caused by a misunderstanding after he
> had too much to drink".

Actually if one who pedals is a pedalist one who pedals would be a
pedaphile!!




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[Lord Turkey Cough]

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> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:42:29 GMT, "Lord Turkey Cough"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>> Wasn't someone convicted and sentenced for having sex with a bicycle
>>> recently?
>
>>Yes he was convicted of pedalophilia.
>
>>He was also distributing pictures in uk.rec.cycling where similar perverts
>>gather.
>
> Here's a pic for a pedalphile, click on the link if you dare.
> You could say you were doing it for research, I believe that always
> works. At least they all try it.
>
> www.mrtoys.com/hot-wheels_bicycles/pics/Hot-Wheels-Tricycle.jpg


I'd say you could get 5 years for a picture like that, appears to be in the
3-6 years old range.

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> Svenne