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Re: God is Low Carb !!!!

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  1. I think Christ was LC (like all mammals) though I'm not sure if the
    carbs transubstantiate out of the body and the blood, as served in many
    Catholic dining/praying establishments.

    As for God, since big G is pretty unknowable, I think there might be
    hidden carbs. Anyone have a carb count for the spirit. I think we could
    go with the carb count of an angel. (upon further reevaluation, since
    angels probably eat a diet that is mostly angel food cake, they are
    probably pretty sugary, but still LC. I think a carb count like oysters
    might be appropriate).

    -Hollywood

    Quoted message said:

    For those that want to remove God from the Pledge of Allegiance !!!!

    Remember, God is Low Carb !!!!

  2. Max Hollywood Harris wrote:
    Anyone have a carb count for the spirit.

    Sure, jsut go the the USDA website; they have the carb count for the spirit
    boken out: per whole spirit, per 100g portion, per cup, per ounce and per
    tablespoon.

    --
    Peter
    ~~~~
    THE BUSHES IN NEW ORLEANS: THE PICTURE FOX NEWS WOULDN'T LET US SEE:

    http://users.thelink.net/marengo/bush

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