I was the "Patron" of Hull the other night. I was cycling home along a
busy 40 mph dual carriageway in the dark when I became aware of a load
of cars sounding their horns on the other side of the central
reservation. Glancing across I see a teenage chav in the middle of the
road with no lights riding in a sine wave weaving fashion.
Looking for a gap in the central reservation, I doubled back and crept
up on him. As I closed in I shouted "Oi silly [censored]". He looked
around and said "What?".
F**** off the road if you're going to [censored] around like that" I said. He
became somewhat sheepish and didn't say anything. I turned around and
gave him a final "cupid stunt" before riding off at high speed.