On 31 Oct 2004 02:13:13 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Raider Dave rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -
Quoted message said:I still say that Bit-O-Honey's don't get enough love. BTW, I just went to the
market and bought five bags of candy, each with the individual packs inside for
passing out to the kids. The old dingbat at the register says to me "buying
candy to give out at Halloween tomorrow night, huh?"You have NO IDEA how badly I wanted to say.... "Halloween? What's that? I
just felt like buying FIVE [censored] BAGS OF CANDY ON A SATURDAY NIGHT... must be
a remarkable coincidence."
I was at the grocery store this morning and on my way out, some moron
came in and I heard him ask a guy who worked there the following:
"Uh, excuse me. Where is the halloween candy?"
I felt like tapping him on the shoulder, pointing about 10 feet in front
of him and saying:
"See that 10' x 15' display right in front of you that says 'Halloween
Candy and Treats'? *That's* where you can find the Halloween candy."
But I was in a hurry so I just shook my head and left.
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