Devon Wellhung said:Amanda Crapcrack and Phil Bones are currently compiling a book of
failure stories about people who during their lives have sought help
and inspiration through books, seminars, coaches, mentors etc. in order
to achieve their goals, but failed. The degree of failure may vary and
we are open to including all stories that in some way have had a
negative outcome.
After a lifetime of watching The Price is Right and Brady Bunch re-runs
from the vantage point of my couch whilst simultaneosly gorging myself
on fried meats and cakes I have achieved super-obesity.
I am unsure if this is to be considered a "success" or "failure" as I
did it without any sort of intent, except for the deliscious enjoyment
of fried meats and cakes.
Please include me in both books as well as any pin-up calendars and
jerk-off videos.