Re: Ed Dolan the Great reflects upon himself and his mIssion

[Tosspot]

Edward Dolan wrote:
> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but here I
> am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.

Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are unworthy
to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and prostrate ourselves
before you're worshipful scrotum. We illiterate peddlars can only look
up in wonder at the blinding glory of your chicken feathered greatness
and aspire, if only in small spart, to be the skid marks of your kegs.
So we beg you, nay, bessech you, to tell us, is the High Weasel Jim Beam
correct, or the upstart Gary Young. Our Lord and Master Jobst cannot
rule on this matter for fear of falling from grace.

Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot (you
may call me Toss).

 

[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his
> pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??

Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.

Bill "stalk much?" S.

PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

 

[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his
> pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??

Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.

Bill "stalk much?" S.

PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

 

[Bill Sornson]

Bill Sornson wrote:

Sorry for double post. Top-poster apparently uses a sneaky "Bcc:" thing
that gave me a faux error message. Makes the top-posting that much
more....whatever.

 

[Chris]

I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to also. I
think I will continue



"Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
[email protected]:

> Chris wrote:
>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his
>> pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>
> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>
> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
> sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>


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[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
> also. I think I will continue

That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and apparently
threatening him? (Why else would he "**** his pants"?)

Get a clue, moron.

***********************

> "Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
> [email protected]:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his
>>> pants right then and there.
>>>
>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>
>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>
>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>
>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

 

[Chris]

Who said anything about threatening anyone?

Who is the moron now??


Blow me ass wipe



"Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Chris wrote:
>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>> also. I think I will continue
>
> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "**** his pants"?)
>
> Get a clue, moron.
>
> ***********************
>
>> "Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>> [email protected]:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his
>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>>
>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>
>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>>
>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>
>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>
>


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[Chris]

> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.

Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about. You and ED just
alike

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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>> people
>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand, will
>> just
>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know until the
>> neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you. Enjoy!
>
> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal coil,
> but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>
> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are unlovable. I am
> really surprised that you do not know this!...

Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
exploitation of others.

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[T. Ling Yu]

On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>
> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:

>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in his pants
>>>>>>>>> right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??

> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.

> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.

> You and ED just alike
because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
Or because we irritate you?

Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
trying to make me **** my pants. I guess my contact
info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.

 

[Chris]

"T. Ling Yu" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>>
>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:

If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.

>
>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to **** in
>>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.

And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you do
any better than that??

>
>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.

Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and usenet
life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are wrong??

>
>> You and ED just alike
> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
> Or because we irritate you?

lol, right.......

>
> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
> trying to make me **** my pants. I guess my contact
> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.


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[Chris]

"Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>
>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>> people
>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>> will just
>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>> Enjoy!
>>
>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>
>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>
> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
> exploitation of others.
>

I pity you

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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Chris wrote:
> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>
>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>>> people
>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>>> will just
>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>> Enjoy!
>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>
>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>> exploitation of others.
>>
>
> I pity you

Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
as it really is?

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[Chris]

"Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Chris wrote:
>> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>
>>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>>
>>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>>>> people
>>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>>>> will just
>>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>>> Enjoy!
>>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>>>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>>
>>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>>>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>>> exploitation of others.
>>>
>>
>> I pity you
>
> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
> as it really is?
>

NO! because you have a very cold heart

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[Ozark Bicycle]

On Aug 21, 7:49 pm, "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Chris wrote:
> > "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
> >news:[email protected]:
>
> >> Edward Dolan wrote:
> >>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>>news:[email protected]...
>
> >>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
> >>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
> >>>> people
> >>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
> >>>> will just
> >>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
> >>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
> >>>> Enjoy!
> >>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
> >>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>
> >>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
> >>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
> >>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
> >> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
> >> exploitation of others.
>
> > I pity you
>
> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
> as it really is?
>

Tommy Sherman's World is filled with bitter, homely little men with no
sense of balance and an utter inability to get laid......

 

[Chris]

Ozark Bicycle <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Aug 21, 7:49 pm, "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Chris wrote:
>> > "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote
>> > in
>> >news:[email protected]:
>>
>> >> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> >>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> >>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>
>> >>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be
>> >>>> surrounded by people
>> >>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other
>> >>>> hand, will just
>> >>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>> >>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>> >>>> Enjoy!
>> >>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this
>> >>> mortal coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>
>> >>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That
>> >>> is something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>> >>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>> >> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>> >> exploitation of others.
>>
>> > I pity you
>>
>> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the
>> world as it really is?
>>
>
> Tommy Sherman's World is filled with bitter, homely little men with no
> sense of balance and an utter inability to get laid......
>
>

I dont know the man, but from his blathering here, I must agree with you

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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Chris wrote:
> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>
>>>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>>>
>>>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>>>>> people
>>>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>>>>> will just
>>>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>>>> Enjoy!
>>>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>>>>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>>>
>>>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>>>>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>>>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>>>> exploitation of others.
>>>>
>>> I pity you
>> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
>> as it really is?
>>
>
> NO! because you have a very cold heart
>
No, most people are delusional about the state of the world, and even
more about themselves. However, they are blessed, as the delusion is a
much better place to be than reality.

Once you see the potential for the human species if they learned to
cooperate, you can not but be disappointed in the real world.

The instinct for competition leads to 1% winners and 99% losers. But the
losers are mostly not aware of their condition or under the delusion
that they can join the winners.

P.S. What is this "follow-up to poster" all about?

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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

T. Ling Yu wrote:
> ...
> How many harrassing phone calls have you made to Bush, Chris?...

I do not think Chris would be posting to Usenet if he had made even one
such call.

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[T. Ling Yu]

"Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Chris wrote:
>> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>>>> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be
>>>>>>> surrounded by people
>>>>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other
>>>>>>> hand, will just
>>>>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>>>>> Enjoy!
>>>>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this
>>>>>> mortal coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That
>>>>>> is something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>>>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>>>>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>>>>> exploitation of others.
>>>>>
>>>> I pity you
>>> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the
>>> world as it really is?
>>>
>>
>> NO! because you have a very cold heart
>>
> No, most people are delusional about the state of the world, and even
> more about themselves. However, they are blessed, as the delusion is a
> much better place to be than reality.
>
> Once you see the potential for the human species if they learned to
> cooperate, you can not but be disappointed in the real world.
>
> The instinct for competition leads to 1% winners and 99% losers. But
> the losers are mostly not aware of their condition or under the
> delusion that they can join the winners.
>
> P.S. What is this "follow-up to poster" all about?
>
It's an old trick to get you to e-mail him. Some spammers used
to troll groups to get valid addys. I think Chris uses it to get
contact info so that he may establish more intimate forms of
communication so that he may use his awesome powers of verbal
persuasion to change the hearts and minds of those with whom
he has disagreements. He almost had me admitting I was wrong
about something. I don't know what that something was, but
I started having my doubts.

 

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

T. Ling Yu wrote:
> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
> ...
>> P.S. What is this "follow-up to poster" all about?
>>
> It's an old trick to get you to e-mail him. Some spammers used
> to troll groups to get valid addys. I think Chris uses it to get
> contact info so that he may establish more intimate forms of
> communication so that he may use his awesome powers of verbal
> persuasion to change the hearts and minds of those with whom
> he has disagreements....

Heh heh, Thunderbird posts a warning that this is happening, in case the
person replying fails to look at the "to" field.

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