"Mel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1095439571.9wmiLieMtQpFA6v/aa096w@teranews...
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"Mel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1095436045.BKtwAcpXA0hqzJNTpJHCNQ@teranews...
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I'm on a special (low-carb) diet that just doesn't seem to be working. That got me depressed enough to start using certain drugs again, and now the cycle has come full circle. Anybody with suggestions to get me out of this rut?
that's the obvious answer, but you're talking about a lost cause here. My wife left me because, and I quote, "the folds of fat make it impossible for you to even penetrate me, much less get me aroused".
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"Mel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1095439571.9wmiLieMtQpFA6v/aa096w@teranews...
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"Mel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1095436045.BKtwAcpXA0hqzJNTpJHCNQ@teranews... > I'm on a special (low-carb) diet that just doesn't seem to be > working. > That got me depressed enough to start using certain drugs again, > and > now the cycle has come full circle. Anybody with suggestions to > get > me out of this rut? >
Meth will shed those pounds away faster than almost anything and cure you of your depression (at least while you're high). Only down side is, it makes you pick at your face and you lose calcium very quickly. So taking vitamins is very important.
Douglas D. Anderson, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen, hurled 12 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes on Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:59:41 GMT with this little gem.. <[email hidden]>:
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"dwacon" <[email hidden]> wrote
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"Mel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:1095436045.BKtwAcpXA0hqzJNTpJHCNQ@teranews... > I'm on a special (low-carb) diet that just doesn't seem to be working.
Forget diet. Do an hour of cardio daily -- build up the intensity as your condition improves. Your body will change in one year.
The best he can hope for is a John Gibson-Richard Simmon hybrid.
