Mastic not@thisaddress said:James Longstreet said:"junkhunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in alt.flame.[censored]...
Quoted message said:How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
big pair.Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -
back in an hr." Don't disturb the pit bulls; they've just been de-wormed."[censored] are scared to death of ANY dog. That Taco Bell dog
will do, even with the Santa Claus hat on. Sometimes I take one of my
German Shepherds and drive through niggertown with his head sticking
out the window. The [censored] women are the funniest when they see him.
Dey b [censored]'.Well you know how it is. The [censored] never domesticated any animals in
their long and pathetic history so they think dogs are wild animals.Your friend Mastic
Negroes have an odor so distinct that dogs will chase them before they
go after a cat.
Will