Just seen in alt.humor.best-of-usenet:
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Subject: Re: Petrol🙁
From: Meldrew of Meldreth <[email hidden]>
Newsgroups: cam.misc
In article <[email hidden]>, David Richerby
<[email hidden]> writes
Quoted message said:on average you would have to cycle non-stop for 96 years before you
were killed.
By the exhaustion, presumably?
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