Re: British & Irish Lions

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Yes Charles, it's a well known fact that I give head to hyenas.

Disgusting wretch!! ugh!!

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Given your background and the heights you have achieved, I sent off

your details to The "Trolls' Hall of Fame" for consideration for
inclusion for lifetime achievement.>

Not possible, you see I am the president of the Village Idiots Society, and as such am disqualified
from being entered more than one competition, and I was honored with "Idiot of the
year" back in 99 for blowing the wettest farts on RMMBill.

That figures, we heard there was a bit of a mess!!

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Given that you are nearly 60 years of age, a heavy smoker, drinker,

drug user and on Welfare, I thought it was time that you were
considered for this honour given the marvellous talents you possess,
as it is obvious that you probably won't make old bones.>

Coming from a guy 20 years my junior, I will digress from commenting, except to say it is cruel that you
have no respect for your elders, particularly as I haven't got long to go.

Sorry Bill, I didn't know you were a 'terminal' old fart.

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well I could go on listing

your fantastic achievements all night.>

Please do! It'll give direction and meaning to my sad, lonely
existence.

Glad to have been able to help at this difficult time for you.

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Suffice to say that I have had a reply from the President of The

"Trolls'" Hall of Fame, and to my surprise they have turned you
down!!!! ????>

I trolled you Chuckiepoo, that was me answering you.

Only a failed "troll" and veteran idiot would veto his own nomination
to The 'Trolls' Hall of Fame!! ;o)

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Sorry mate, that's the last time I try and help you!!

Your chum,

Charles>

Oh no, say it's not so Chuck?? Please?

Sorry Bill, it's true - we're finished!!

NEXT!!

Charles said:

Disgusting wretch!! ugh!!

It never seemed to bother you on saturday nights after a few pints.

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I was honored with "Idiot of the

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year" back in 99 for blowing the wettest farts on RMMBill.

That figures, we heard there was a bit of a mess!!

A bit? No, it was a HUGE mess! But the skirts got straws, and greedily
snorted it up.

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Sorry Bill, I didn't know you were a 'terminal' old fart.

Not anymore! You've given me something to live for! My life has
meaning, direction, and I have you to thank.

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well I could go on listing

your fantastic achievements all night.>

As we all could...

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Glad to have been able to help at this difficult time for you.

As long as my welfare checks keep coming, and my crack dealer, I'm not
in difficulties at all.

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I trolled you Chuckiepoo, that was me answering you.

Only a failed "troll" and veteran idiot would veto his own nomination
to The 'Trolls' Hall of Fame!! ;o)

You know it is perfectly understandable that on questions of honestty,
and morality, an englishman needs an explanation. But it would be
unethical to accept the nomination, and to do so I would void my
retirement deal in my contract.

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Oh no, say it's not so Chuck?? Please?

Sorry Bill, it's true - we're finished!!

Somehow, I know you cannot resist my charms, and my 9" pecker, so
you'll be back. Actually I knew the "I'm driving him buggers" would be
enough to end you silliness.

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NEXT!

Still doing the "gloryhole thing" Chuck? Shame on you, you dirty bird
you...