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[email protected] wrote on 12/21/04 4:37:
Quoted message said:Ed Nuxters said:On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 20:03:35 -0600, Levelwave© <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:Ed Nuxters wrote:
> Well,.. I'm finally living all alone. I'm making some simple chicken
> for now, but eventually I want to make something better. What should
> I get to have in my cabinets? Spices and stuff like that. Just a
> general cooking ingredients type deal.For a bachelor? Lots and lots of beer of course. Duh! 🙂
~john
I've got that covered! Beck's! Pricey but the best!
I am an expreienced bachelor. This is whats in my fridge.
Three 12 packs of beer. All are missing a few cans
Two 12 packs of soda, one is Coke, the other is Mountain Dew
3 liter bottles of flavored soda
1 box of baking soda (not sure why I got that, i think it came with
the fridge when I rented this place)
1 bottle of ketchup
1 jar mustard
1 bottle of mayonaise (moldy too)
1 jar of whole pickles (without any more pickles)
1 jar of sliced sweet pickles
1 fresh loaf of white bread
1 stale and moldy loaf of wheat bread
1 empty box of generic margarine
1 empty beer mug
1 bag of some sort of green slime (used to be a salad)
1 jar of peanut butter
2 empty jelly jars with a teeny tiny amount of jelly left
1 almost empty bottle of pancake syrup
3 dirty plates with forks (when you dont want to wash em, stick em in
the fridge, that way you can just use em again without washing em.
1 dried up cup of coffee from last April or so
An egg carton with 2 eggs (the carton says use by May 2002)
Another can of beer that I just found way in back
A bottle of Jack Daniels with less than a shot left
Some sort of goo in a plastic container that really stinks
One half pound of cheese that has totally dried up
A styrofoam thing with some ground beef that has turned green and
stinks
A couple more forks and spoons laying in the pool pf water on the
bottom of the fridge
A rotten apple, or it might be an orange
A couple of cookies that fell in the pool of water and got nasty
and finally, a McDonalds hamburger I forgot I put in there last June
or July---
I was going to tell you whats in the freezer. but it looks like
everything turned into snow or is it called frost. I cant see any of
the food that was in here.I hope this helps.
PS. I just noticed there is a plastic bag on top of the fridge with
some dried up banannas.
I love it!
While I have little in my own fridge, and consequently little to spoil, I
found your post amusing.
However, you KNOW it's a sad state of affairs when you can recall the
contents of your fridge off the top of your head.
Dieter Zakas