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  1. NFL Star Thanks Jesus After Successful Double Homicide

    The Onion
    February 9, 2000 | Issue 36·04

    CHARLESTON, SC-Washington Redskins defensive end D'Aundré Banks gave
    "all thanks and praise to my personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"
    Monday for giving him the strength he needed to fatally stab bouncer
    Isaac Edmonds and ex-girlfriend Pamela Hamilton outside a Charleston
    nightclub early Sunday morning.

    "All glory to Jesus," the 25-year-old Banks, who attended the
    University of South Carolina, told reporters from his cell in the
    Charleston County Jail. "He is with me in this dark hour, as He was in
    our devastating 14-13 playoff loss to the Buccaneers. His love will see
    me through this."

    According to police reports, at approximately 2:30 a.m., a visibly
    intoxicated Banks became involved in an altercation with Edmonds
    regarding who would accompany Hamilton home. When Edmonds attempted to
    restrain Banks, the 288-pound devout Christian produced a knife and
    stabbed Edmonds and Hamilton repeatedly. He then fled to the home of
    girlfriend and Hooters waitress Lisa Nolan in nearby Summerville, where
    police arrested him several hours later.

    "First off, I'd like to say 'great job' to Isaac and Pamela, who put up
    a heck of a fight and have nothing to be ashamed of," Banks said. "They
    were terrific opponents, and it's too bad somebody had to lose a life.
    But the Lord Jesus Christ was truly with me Saturday night. He guided
    my hand when I was able to make that big hit on Isaac, and I really
    felt His presence when I stepped up and made that great slashing cut to
    bring Pamela down from behind."

    Added Banks: "Jesus really let me take this homicide to the next level.
    Thank you, Jesus!"

    Banks, who has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder, has
    been a devout born-again Christian ever since his hot-tub baptism at
    the hands of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver and ordained minister
    Irving Fryar during Pro Bowl week in 1997.

    "I was a mess before Jesus took my hand," Banks said. "At South
    Carolina, I'd show up late to practice, stay out late running around
    with the wrong crowd, all kinds of bad things. I was about to squander
    the precious gift of football God blessed me with. But through His
    grace, I was drafted in the fourth round and sent to the NFL to meet
    Rev. Fryar, who showed me that Jesus wanted me to glorify Him and play
    on His team."

    Continued Banks: "D'Aundré Banks' life would be nothing without
    Christ's faith. Without His peace and love, D'Aundré Banks never would
    have gotten his time in the 40 down to 4.6 for the 1995 NFL scouting
    combines, and he never would have had the strength to turn a big guy
    like Isaac Edmonds around with just one arm and stab him."

    Jeff Rosenzweig, Banks' Miami-based agent and manager, said his client
    has been unfairly represented by the media in its coverage of the
    double homicide.

    "All the papers are branding D'Aundré a murderer, as if that's all
    there is to him," Rosenzweig said. "But in their mad rush to demonize
    D'Aundré, they neglect to mention his deep dedication to the D'Aundré
    Banks Helps Kids Tackle Drugs For A Loss Foundation and the Big 98
    Safety In The End Zone Safe House For Women. Or, for that matter, that
    he acknowledges the workings of Christ in his everyday life. No, you
    don't see any of those things mentioned in the articles about him. It's
    all 'homicide this' and 'seven-inch stab wound that.'"

    Banks, whose preliminary hearing is scheduled for Feb. 22 in Charleston
    County Court, said his fate is in Christ's hands.

    "I don't know what will happen to me. That's up to the Lord," Banks
    said. "The Bible tells us that nothing is done on this Earth but that
    is done through God. No multimillion-dollar contract extension, no
    game-saving interception, no acquittal on both counts of first-degree
    murder happens without Him."

  2. W. Bacon said:

    NFL Star Thanks Jesus After Successful Double Homicide

    The Onion
    February 9, 2000 | Issue 36·04

    CHARLESTON, SC-Washington Redskins defensive end D'Aundré Banks gave
    "all thanks and praise to my personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"
    Monday for giving him the strength he needed to fatally stab bouncer
    Isaac Edmonds and ex-girlfriend Pamela Hamilton outside a Charleston
    nightclub early Sunday morning.

    "All glory to Jesus," the 25-year-old Banks, who attended the
    University of South Carolina, told reporters from his cell in the
    Charleston County Jail. "He is with me in this dark hour, as He was in
    our devastating 14-13 playoff loss to the Buccaneers. His love will see
    me through this."

    According to police reports, at approximately 2:30 a.m., a visibly
    intoxicated Banks became involved in an altercation with Edmonds
    regarding who would accompany Hamilton home. When Edmonds attempted to
    restrain Banks, the 288-pound devout Christian produced a knife and
    stabbed Edmonds and Hamilton repeatedly. He then fled to the home of
    girlfriend and Hooters waitress Lisa Nolan in nearby Summerville, where
    police arrested him several hours later.

    "First off, I'd like to say 'great job' to Isaac and Pamela, who put up
    a heck of a fight and have nothing to be ashamed of," Banks said. "They
    were terrific opponents, and it's too bad somebody had to lose a life.
    But the Lord Jesus Christ was truly with me Saturday night. He guided
    my hand when I was able to make that big hit on Isaac, and I really
    felt His presence when I stepped up and made that great slashing cut to
    bring Pamela down from behind."

    Added Banks: "Jesus really let me take this homicide to the next level.
    Thank you, Jesus!"

    Banks, who has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder, has
    been a devout born-again Christian ever since his hot-tub baptism at
    the hands of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver and ordained minister
    Irving Fryar during Pro Bowl week in 1997.

    "I was a mess before Jesus took my hand," Banks said. "At South
    Carolina, I'd show up late to practice, stay out late running around
    with the wrong crowd, all kinds of bad things. I was about to squander
    the precious gift of football God blessed me with. But through His
    grace, I was drafted in the fourth round and sent to the NFL to meet
    Rev. Fryar, who showed me that Jesus wanted me to glorify Him and play
    on His team."

    Continued Banks: "D'Aundré Banks' life would be nothing without
    Christ's faith. Without His peace and love, D'Aundré Banks never would
    have gotten his time in the 40 down to 4.6 for the 1995 NFL scouting
    combines, and he never would have had the strength to turn a big guy
    like Isaac Edmonds around with just one arm and stab him."

    Jeff Rosenzweig, Banks' Miami-based agent and manager, said his client
    has been unfairly represented by the media in its coverage of the
    double homicide.

    "All the papers are branding D'Aundré a murderer, as if that's all
    there is to him," Rosenzweig said. "But in their mad rush to demonize
    D'Aundré, they neglect to mention his deep dedication to the D'Aundré
    Banks Helps Kids Tackle Drugs For A Loss Foundation and the Big 98
    Safety In The End Zone Safe House For Women. Or, for that matter, that
    he acknowledges the workings of Christ in his everyday life. No, you
    don't see any of those things mentioned in the articles about him. It's
    all 'homicide this' and 'seven-inch stab wound that.'"

    Banks, whose preliminary hearing is scheduled for Feb. 22 in Charleston
    County Court, said his fate is in Christ's hands.

    "I don't know what will happen to me. That's up to the Lord," Banks
    said. "The Bible tells us that nothing is done on this Earth but that
    is done through God. No multimillion-dollar contract extension, no
    game-saving interception, no acquittal on both counts of first-degree
    murder happens without Him."

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    --
    Robert Schuh
    "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    - Nietzsche

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