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Re: 102 Damnations

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  1. Similar canine-related incidents have occured to me also.

    Whilst riding the 36" on a local disused railway track that passes
    through Rugby, a couple were walking ahead, with a small pooch. I gave
    considerable vocal advanced warning of my imminent approach, so what did
    they do ? The couple split either side of the narrow pathway leaving
    said pooch smack in the middle and simply gazed (I guess in surprise
    rather than in admiration of my rakish good looks - ha!), so to avoid
    causing pain and suffering to the dog, and a possible kicking from the
    owners (she looked particularly hard) I executed a running dismount at
    the edge of my sprinting capability and skidded to a halt just inches
    from crushing the nearly unfortunate ugly beast ( and the dog ). Once
    the be-tatooed couple managed to close their gaping maws, they were
    actually quite nice - "Oh my god, so sorry. How are you going to get
    back on again ?" That just cracked me up so I attempted my flashest
    running 36" mount and ...

    ... actually I nailed a good'un, gesticulated (is there such a word as
    "testiculate" meaning to wave one's gentals ? if not, there should be,
    but I digress) fairwell and continued on my way, running the gauntlet of
    the rottweiler infested, litter strewn cess-pit that is the Great
    Central Way. If there really is a "Doggy Heaven" then one pooch escaped
    it that day.

    The only thing that really p155e5 me off about dogs is inconsiderate
    owners who don't clean up after them - if there's any more offensive
    riding experience than hitting a real squelcher, then I haven't come
    accross it yet.

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