1. Favourite place to unicycle_____
'Mason Mill Park' (http://tinyurl.com/dwcla) , of course; but the
Olympic Horse Park runs a close first-and-a-haf.
2. I would rather be:
a) Rich and famous
b) A sex symbol
c) In love
d) A level 10 unicyclist
e) A Tibetan monk
f) None of the above
a, b,c,d,e; or rather: I'd like for a Rich and famous sex symbol to be
in love with me because I was a level 10 Tibetan monk unicyclist
3. If I were Kris Holm for a day I would______
I would cruise over to Toronto wearing a Kevin Gilby mask and cruise the
strip bars naked on my uni.
4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle_______
The obesity pandemic in the west would rapidly abate; there would be
less fossil fuel based polution; and Miss America would no longer need
to wish for world peace.
5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
a) Unicycling Much more than a poke in the face with a fish.
b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend wife/kids - 11
c) Yourself aahh. I'm ok
d) Your parents 10.9
e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches Much more than a poke in
the face with a fish.
6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is_____
dunno, maybe my friends on the Isle of Wight
7. Unicycling is_______
A source of solace and exercise; a source of pain and frustration; a
source of motivation; what keeps me wasting time on this stupid forum
8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle is_____
Well, I heard you had to be a 10 before you could be an "11" on the
existing skills measurement. But on the new skills system you can "CLEP
out" of the lower levels. I wonder if this applies to the new "11"?
9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
a) chicken one cocked up wheel.
b) bicycle bi-what?
c) Mack Truck A Stockton Coker.
10. My best unicycle trick is_______
The Save. The Run-out. Accumulating more of them.
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I can fly too. But I can only fly down.
-Little Bear
Imagine all the people
Riding on one wheel.
J. Lennon. (paraphrased)
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