1.Favorite place to unicycle? *Any place where I can get some free time
to ride.*
2. I would rather be:
a) Rich and famous
b) A sex symbol
c) In love
d) A level 10 unicyclist
e) A Tibetan monk
f) *None of the above *
3. If I were Kris Holm for a day, *I would spend the whole day one on
one with One on one teaching him how to be a better unicyclist.*
4. If everyone learnt how to unicycle, *we could ask bicyclists ,
“What’s wrong can’t ride without a training wheel?*
5. On a scale out of 10 how much do you love:
a) Unicycling - 10
b) Your girlfriend/boyfriend - 10
c) Yourself - 10
d) Your parents - 10
e) Peanut butter and jam(/jelly) sandwiches - 6
6. The person I would most like to teach how to unicycle is *Jessica
Simpson *
7. *Unicycling is like owning rabbits. Before you know it you have more
than you ever planned on owning. *
8. The naughtiest thing I have done on/with my unicycle. *I rode on the
wrong side of the street just as a police car was passing.*
9. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a:
a) chicken
SOMEONE SUING KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN BECAUSE THEY FOUND PART OF A WHEEL
IN THEIR BUCKET. A SPOKES PERSON FROM KFC WOULD NEITHER ACKNOWLEDGE NOR
DENY THE ALLEGATION.
b) bicycle
FINALLY AN EXPLANATION TO THE PHRASE “FEEL LIKE A THIRD WHEEL”
c) Mack Truck
A VERY FLAT TIRE
10. My best unicycle trick is
*I put my uni into a wooden crate with the seat sticking out of one end
and the tire out of the other, I then cut it in half with a giant saw.
Separate the two halves, rejoin them, then open up the crate pulling out
one intact, unharmed unicycle. Crowd goes wild!*
--
One on one - Geezer Unicyclists Of America
"However, like the jet pilot, if the Coker rider tries to turn too fast,
he/she could black out."
-Memphis Mud
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