Gents and Femmes!!! We clearly have a Tour emergency that needs a popular fix. In doing so, nous pincent 2 problemes en le derriere! Every year overweight Freds and wannabes shame le maillot jaune, tugging it over their fleshlined jello molds and seesawing up the roads in August. Yet can this jersey ever be worn on the unwashed masses' backs with pride? YES!!! I believe the time is right, the time is NOW. RAGT languishes, unloved, 4'24" dehors, their prizes worthy of a 5 year old's piggy bank. Truth be told, their name needs to be honored. I call upon the RBR silk screeners. Is there anyone out there willing to place RAGT's logo on the veritable NIKE Maillots Jaunes for sale everywhere. If there is, I personally will but a jersey and ship it for printing. I will wear it with pride all August on the road!!! A movement like this can place RAGT in more yellow than an OD'd tijuana tequila addict! TAKERS?
PUT THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG IN YELLOW! TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!
"Clovis Lark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Gents and Femmes!!! We clearly have a Tour emergency that needs a popular fix. In doing so, nous pincent 2 problemes en le derriere! Every year overweight Freds and wannabes shame le maillot jaune, tugging it over their fleshlined jello molds and seesawing up the roads in August. Yet can this jersey ever be worn on the unwashed masses' backs with pride? YES!!! I believe the time is right, the time is NOW. RAGT languishes, unloved, 4'24" dehors, their prizes worthy of a 5 year old's piggy bank. Truth be told, their name needs to be honored. I call upon the RBR silk screeners. Is there anyone out there willing to place RAGT's logo on the veritable NIKE Maillots Jaunes for sale everywhere. If there is, I personally will but a jersey and ship it for printing. I will wear it with pride all August on the road!!! A movement like this can place RAGT in more yellow than an OD'd tijuana tequila addict! TAKERS?
PUT THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG IN YELLOW! TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!
I think you may have something here Clovis - Jeff - why doesn't cyclingnews.com may a special Tour Issue RAGT Lanterne Rouge Jersey for RBR and cyclingnews.com readers?
"Clovis Lark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Gents and Femmes!!! We clearly have a Tour emergency that needs a popular fix. In doing so, nous pincent 2 problemes en le derriere! Every year overweight Freds and wannabes shame le maillot jaune, tugging it over their fleshlined jello molds and seesawing up the roads in August. Yet can this jersey ever be worn on the unwashed masses' backs with pride? YES!!! I believe the time is right, the time is NOW. RAGT languishes, unloved, 4'24" dehors, their prizes worthy of a 5 year old's piggy bank. Truth be told, their name needs to be honored. I call upon the RBR silk screeners. Is there anyone out there willing to place RAGT's logo on the veritable NIKE Maillots Jaunes for sale everywhere. If there is, I personally will but a jersey and ship it for printing. I will wear it with pride all August on the road!!! A movement like this can place RAGT in more yellow than an OD'd tijuana tequila addict! TAKERS?
PUT THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG IN YELLOW! TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!
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I think you may have something here Clovis - Jeff - why doesn't cyclingnews.com may a special Tour Issue RAGT Lanterne Rouge Jersey for RBR and cyclingnews.com readers?
I think it should be printed on the official Nike Yellow. It should have their ensignia on front. On the back, it should read "Last in Le Tour 2004 [censored] dehors, [total prize money] [team members' names]"
A lanterne rouge jersey can only go to the one and only true pacermaker for the broom wagon.
