I'm not positive at all that this idiot Johnny NoCom is smart enough to be able to tell when someone is giving him [censored]. So I suggest we use XML tags to help him out.
For example:
<mock>You keep rambling on about uprights and impotence. I'd like to see a 'bent rider perform after a day on the cobbles of Flanders when a guy like Eddy Plankaert doesn't even have to wait for the finish line!</mock>