"15:06 CEST 42km/98km to go Skipping a few classifications, because I know everyone is interested. What's the Fair Play classification? It's pretty straightforward: your team scores points by breaking the rules, like getting illegal feeds from a team car, getting pushed by anyone up a hill, throwing your bidon at someone, pushing a fellow sprinter into the barriers, or (the most heinous crime of all), urinating in front of the fans.
Obviously, the fewer points your team has, the better. So far, Ceramica Panaria-Navigare is the squeaky clean team of the Giro, having scored zero points. Chapeau!"
The hat trick is urinating on an opponent while catching a ride from the team car.
