Quote of the day (from non-riders)



the most common quotes
1 wheres your other wheel
2 the circus must be in town
3 is that hard
4 doesnt that hurt your nuts

my answers
1 I hes/shes riding it
II i dont need training wheels
III too heavy
IV i didnt have enough money
V it fell of a while back
2 nope, it doesnt pay enough
3 I too learn, yes
II if it was easy, more people would be doin it, doncha think
4 I at times
II only if i do something stupid


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In honor of all of us who answer the same question over and over
again... I give you The Answer Shirt. It features a labor-saving quote
in large letters. Then, at the very bottom, the smart alecks can 'read
your thoughts'

http://www.cafepress.com/unicycles.14808860


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Nice :)
We also would have accepted "There is no other wheel (idiot)" ;)


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obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see
its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.

* Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

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I was riding in a tennis court at night today and some people in a car
drove by and chucked 4 or 5 golf balls at me! One bounced and hit my
unicycle, i was lucky that none hit me. They threw them pretty fast!

So when they drove through the parking lot to come back, I went around
the back of the tennis court so they couldnt see me and hid for a minute
or so, so they wouldnt give me anymore trouble.


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And why didnt you hit the car with your metal pedals? I'm sure they
wouldn't have enjoyed that... Nice T-shirt btw, couldn't you make the
idiot a little bigger? :rolleyes:


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I stopped to talk to some kids while out riding the other day.
Amongst all the usual questions, the following exchange took place:

kid 1: You could pee while sitting on that!
me: Well, you could pee while sitting on anything,
but I don't know what good it would do you.
kid 1: But you could pee on a car while riding past it!
kid 2: Yeah, it would be a drive by!

I'm just glad I'm not a teacher. I couldn't cope with this all day long.

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MS invented the 32 bit OS. MS is open and standard.
MS loves you. We have always been at war with Oceania."
-- Tracey Reed
 
'Idiot' isn't any larger on the design because we're not really out to
insult the casual, if unoriginal, humorist. You know, the old lady who
says, "You lost the rest of your bike" or is about to, until she reads
the shirt, gets a smile out of being so presupposed, and forgets about
you as soon as she discovers you're not about to run over her prized
pomeranian.

It's the size it is so if you really want to bait a beligerant $#@&*%$
when he tells you you've lost the rest of your bike, you're welcome to
hold out the shirt, allow him to read it - which he must do with that
squinty orgasm face that we all like to see on beligerant $#@&*%$s - and
then you smack him across the head with your Muni when he realizes he's
been insulted. Try and catch an ear with your pedals.

Ahhhhhh. I like the image.


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i made my own design. what do you think?


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alexmay wrote:
> *i made my own design. what do you think? *


I'd enjoy wearing a shirt shaped like that, regardless of what's printed
on it :)


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fcwegnm0b - HammerTron

"So the nurse was telling me about what you did to your ankle... and I
all got was 'unicycle', 'mountain', and 'filming'"
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I flubbed a mount in the rain as some bicyclists were passing by on
Stone Mountain. One of them said, "Some days it's just as easy to stay
home."

I replied, quickly enough for them to hear, "I'd ride a bicycle first if
I just needed something easy."


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I flubbed a mount in the rain as some bicyclists were passing by on
Stone Mountain. One of them said, "Some days it's just as easy to stay
home."

I replied, quickly enough for them to hear, "I'd ride a bicycle first if
I just needed something easy."


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i made a better one, with a little help from

http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/faq.html#Where's the other wheel


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Went for a ride with my girlfriend around our local forest, her on a
b*ke, me on 24". Just locking up the car this bloke walks past and
ceomments "Are you really going to ride that round here?" to which I
reply with a simple "Yep" and nod enthusiatically.

Bout 40 minutes later, we pass the same chap and his wife walking in the
opposite direction when the bloke asks Rachel "Is he keeping up with
you?"

........

I'm riding about 5 metres ahead of her!


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