Quote of the day (from non-riders)



befour i tacod my sun 24" rim i was riding at work bc the managers where
all crack addictes and didint care some girl out about to order tells
sombody else in line " see i told you everyone here smokes crack" i fell
over laghing that is the best comment ive gotten


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butternuts - i have an addiction

no unicycle tell oct 15



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the MC at the casino i worked at over the weekend announced me as 'dave,
the guy on the one-legged b*cycle'


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GILD - Waffle-******, Time-bider and JCTK

if you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.--
'alice' (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?) 'roosevelt'
(http://tinyurl.com/963jr) 'longworth' (http://tinyurl.com/78ybd)

I feel like a 'fugitive' (http://gallery.unicyclist.com/Daves-Tattoos)
from the law of averages.-- 'william h mauldin'
(http://www.johnconyers.com/)
...using nietzsche's metaphysics to escape from
christianity...-'metro_tramp on the value of metaphysics'
(http://tinyurl.com/4sjw6)-
it's hard to be sure, and good to be paranoid...john childs on life on
the internet
'harper' (http://tinyurl.com/c9epx)
'NAMASTE!' (http://tinyurl.com/4qcxw)
'Dave' (http://www.lyricsdir.com/d/deep-purple/child-in-time.php)
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I often hear "your missing half your bike,or wheres the other half, or
couldn't you afford a whole bike".I don't know who came up with this
comeback but it kills em dead. "I got rid of the training wheel"!
Cheech


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cheech - Unicycle-hard to learn,easy to ride
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butternuts Wrote:
> i think my favorite come back to the " your missing a wheel " or you
> only have half of a bike" is "i am?!?!?! where is it i swear it was
> here a second ago"Especially when accompanied by you falling off violently as you say it.


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GILD

if you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.--
'alice' (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?)
'roosevelt' (http://tinyurl.com/963jr) 'longworth'
(http://tinyurl.com/78ybd)
i feel like a 'fugitive' (http://gallery.unicyclist.com/daves-tattoos)
from the law of averages.-- 'william h mauldin'
(http://www.johnconyers.com/)
...using nietzsche's metaphysics to escape from
christianity...-'metro_tramp on the value of metaphysics'
(http://tinyurl.com/4sjw6)-
it's hard to be sure, and good to be paranoid...john childs on life on
the internet
'harper' (http://tinyurl.com/c9epx)
'NAMASTE!' (http://tinyurl.com/4qcxw)
'Dave' (http://www.lyricsdir.com/d/deep-purple/child-in-time.php)
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some days I just don't want the comments-so I throw out one first and by
the time they have stopped laughing I am rolling off into the
distance..one of my favorites is to see that the people are looking
,and searching for a smart comment-i'll make eye contact and say-they
told me not to park my bike in the projects (or any high theft spot for
youtr locale)-this is all they left me...sometimes all it takes is "you
gotta be carefull where you park these days"--"did you see some guy
come by here with the rest of my bike??"works as well..


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zo
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Sometimes little kids, or even highschoolers, will see me riding and
they'll say something to the effect of "So?? I can do that."

I always take this time to give them the opportunity to show me how
it's done, but they always have somewhere they have to go. Hmmm...


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Spudman

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Yes i love when the Alpha male of a group says 'Yeah i can do that' to
try and impress everyone else, I always stop and give them the
opportunity to prove themselves, if they're that desperate to make
themselves look like a *** i don't see why i should stand in their way.


--
kington99

Dave

- what a thoroughly post-modern subversion of the cycling genre -
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Yesterday at the park a ~15 year old kid asked to try my uni. Sure, I
handed it to him, warned him about the bear claw like pedals. He then
ran off to steal the uni!

Luckily I stayed cool, when he saw that I wasn't buying it, he stopped
at the edge of the woods. He doesn't know that I was beginning to
worry, if he'd gone 10 feet further I would have chased him down.

I didn't play into his little joke.


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Chrashing

Regards,
Ken
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> Yesterday at the park a ~15 year old kid asked to try my uni. Sure, I
> handed it to him, warned him about the bear claw like pedals. He then
> ran off to steal the uni!
>
> Luckily I stayed cool, when he saw that I wasn't buying it, he stopped
> at the edge of the woods. He doesn't know that I was beginning to
> worry, if he'd gone 10 feet further I would have chased him down.
>
> I didn't play into his little joke. WOW!!! Luckey you. and weres the quote? If you dant have one make one
up!


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redhead

"Watch me do that agein!" Shaun E. Johanneson
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my quote:

"YO LEMME RIDE THAT
THANG!.....(blady-bladby-blah-not-understandable)...............MOTHER
F***..........SH**..........NEVAMIND THEN"


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unick 8133

HOLY CRABBY PATTIES!!

I am proud to be a whole 13 years old

My (few) mastered skillz:

1. forward
2. backward
3. idle
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i get that every day i bring my uni to school.

the same idiot always asks me "can i borrow yo' bike?"

i then try to explain that it's not a bike... but he isn't smart enough
to understand...


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abbabibble

Cheers,
Mat.
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"1% of the people on the planet can ride a uni. The other 99% can only
wonder why we would do it."

-someone on this forum, and onewheeljoe. (unknown person, please PM me
if you said this, so you can get credit for this great quote.)

"maxis: STOP. GRAMMAR TIME!" ---fcwegnm0b

--"It's not difficult, but it is there and has to be done"

--"[just]respond with a casual bidigital salute[!]"

--Mikefule

"It done killed me dead, I tell ya whot!"
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Last Sunday. Passing a jogger on the trails.

He: "Well, that's a first."

Me: "Is it?"

Not particularly witty, I admit. But the guy looked intelligent, and
as I was hopping over a series of roots, I hope he realized that it
wasn't a first for me, at least. I'll probably pass him again this
weekend, and if he says, "Well, that's a second..." I'll know he was
just counting.


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dogzilla

Dogzilla
http://www.cafepress.com/unicycles
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I was riding down a tricky bit of one of my favorite muni trails and
this old couple stared at me and then said that the trail ahead would
be impossible for me. ;) I said o.k. then hopped over a few logs in my
way and rode off. When i passed them again later they looked at me with
a wierd expression :eek: and were amazed that I had come back alive.
Its nice to know somebody thinks its neat.


--
The Uniman

I have a good Muni
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i was just riding my 36 and some guy putting out his christmas
decorations and reindeer and **** said "well you got me beat!" i'm not
out there to amuse ppl. *******. also had the pleasure of getting a
whole junior high school football team to stare at me as i rode by.
i'm going to attach a second wheel made out of papier mache to my
unicycle so i will just look like some guy riding a bike.


--
boo radley

"Have you seen my will to live? Because I seem to have lost it."
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er, we ARE unicyclists. and if you don't want people to stare at you
then why are you riding it? people WILL look.

also, the guy putting up the christmas decorations was just being
friendly. How's about sending some christmas cheer back the other way

-al


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alexmay

'the wagbook (freewebs.com/wagbook)'
(http://www.freewebs.com/wagbook/index.htm)
msn: [email protected]
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