Bad Humor
Little Johnny Joke No. 1,497
One day, little Johnny got home from pre-school early and headed
upstairs.
As he walked by his parents' bedroom, he was surprised to see his
parents naked on their bed, making love. Not wanting to traumatize the
child, they continued what they were doing.
Soon Johnny asked, "Daddy, can I climb on your back for a horsey ride?"
Dad thought a moment and replied, "I suppose so, son. After all, we are
a family."
After he rode a while, his mother started writhing wildly.
"Hang on, Dad!" cried Johnny. "This is always where the mailman and I
get bucked off!"
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Sheldon