Quick release springs

"Simon Brooke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport, do
you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to wear on
the tube? I can just see it now: the Tube Armour Initiative
Trust... /anything/ to get them off our backs!

Shirley a small plastic hat alone will provide 85%, 88% or even 95%
protection?

"Simon Brooke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport, do
you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to wear on
the tube? I can just see it now: the Tube Armour Initiative
Trust... /anything/ to get them off our backs!

Shirley a small plastic hat alone will provide 85%, 88% or even 95%
protection?

in message <[email hidden]>, Tony W

(') said:

"Simon Brooke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport,
do you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to
wear on the tube? I can just see it now: the Tube Armour Initiative
Trust... /anything/ to get them off our backs!

Shirley a small plastic hat alone will provide 85%, 88% or even 95%
protection?

Excellent! Then with a plastic hat and shin protectors, we can Win The
War Against Terror! Once more onto the tube, once more!

--
[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

;; Human history becomes more and more a race between
;; education and catastrophe.
H.G. Wells, "The Outline of History"

in message <[email hidden]>, Tony W

(') said:

"Simon Brooke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport,
do you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to
wear on the tube? I can just see it now: the Tube Armour Initiative
Trust... /anything/ to get them off our backs!

Shirley a small plastic hat alone will provide 85%, 88% or even 95%
protection?

Excellent! Then with a plastic hat and shin protectors, we can Win The
War Against Terror! Once more onto the tube, once more!

--
[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

;; Human history becomes more and more a race between
;; education and catastrophe.
H.G. Wells, "The Outline of History"

I submit that on or about Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:10:13 +0100, the person
known to the court as Simon Brooke <[email hidden]> made a
statement (<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport, do
you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to wear on
the tube?

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

I submit that on or about Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:10:13 +0100, the person
known to the court as Simon Brooke <[email hidden]> made a
statement (<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

Quoted message said:

Given the recent increase in the Perceived Danger of public transport, do
you think we could interest the Slitheen in promoting armour to wear on
the tube?

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Why no, YDNMYHAB!! How amiss of you. Does it fold and unfold???

Cheers, helen s

Quoted message said:

Guy

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Why no, YDNMYHAB!! How amiss of you. Does it fold and unfold???

Cheers, helen s

Quoted message said:

Guy

David Martin said:

Should be fixed
by the end of the week (waiting on a hose).

Bwahahahaha. Its always a hose and they never have them and they always
promise they will get one by Friday. Its the oldest repairman excuse in
the book you've just fallen for ;-)

--
Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon

David Martin said:

Should be fixed
by the end of the week (waiting on a hose).

Bwahahahaha. Its always a hose and they never have them and they always
promise they will get one by Friday. Its the oldest repairman excuse in
the book you've just fallen for ;-)

--
Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon

wafflycat' waffles*A*T*v21net*D*O*T*co*D*O*T*uk of said:

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Tony Raven said:

Tony W wrote:
>
> Its probably somewhere in the 7th dimension :~(
>

Nah, under the fridge; its always under the fridge ;-)

Fridge suck: the most powerful force in the Universe. Especially good at
attracting Jesus springs.

Not as powerful as washing machine suck on socks. It is a basic fact of
physics that washing machine suck is a direct link to a wormhole across to
the Gamma Quadrant whereby socks are split apart from pair bonding at the
sub-nuclear level, so that they are separated and one is forever lost, via
the wormhole, in the Whirlpool Of Phillips in the giant dust cloud of Omega.

Rubbish. Everyone knows that missing single socks spend an indeterminate
amount of time crawling upstairs before turning into unwanted extra wire
coathangers in the wardrobe that can't even be given away.
--
Get your facts first; then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
Steph Peters delete invalid from [email hidden]
Tatting, lace & stitching page <http://www.sandbenders.demon.co.uk/index.htm>

wafflycat' waffles*A*T*v21net*D*O*T*co*D*O*T*uk of said:

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Tony Raven said:

Tony W wrote:
>
> Its probably somewhere in the 7th dimension :~(
>

Nah, under the fridge; its always under the fridge ;-)

Fridge suck: the most powerful force in the Universe. Especially good at
attracting Jesus springs.

Not as powerful as washing machine suck on socks. It is a basic fact of
physics that washing machine suck is a direct link to a wormhole across to
the Gamma Quadrant whereby socks are split apart from pair bonding at the
sub-nuclear level, so that they are separated and one is forever lost, via
the wormhole, in the Whirlpool Of Phillips in the giant dust cloud of Omega.

Rubbish. Everyone knows that missing single socks spend an indeterminate
amount of time crawling upstairs before turning into unwanted extra wire
coathangers in the wardrobe that can't even be given away.
--
Get your facts first; then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
Steph Peters delete invalid from [email hidden]
Tatting, lace & stitching page <http://www.sandbenders.demon.co.uk/index.htm>

Steph Peters said:

wafflycat' waffles*A*T*v21net*D*O*T*co*D*O*T*uk of said:

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Tony Raven wrote:
> Tony W wrote:
>>
>> Its probably somewhere in the 7th dimension :~(
>>
>
> Nah, under the fridge; its always under the fridge ;-)

Fridge suck: the most powerful force in the Universe. Especially
good at attracting Jesus springs.

Not as powerful as washing machine suck on socks. It is a basic fact
of physics that washing machine suck is a direct link to a wormhole
across to the Gamma Quadrant whereby socks are split apart from pair
bonding at the sub-nuclear level, so that they are separated and one
is forever lost, via the wormhole, in the Whirlpool Of Phillips in
the giant dust cloud of Omega.

Rubbish. Everyone knows that missing single socks spend an
indeterminate amount of time crawling upstairs before turning into
unwanted extra wire coathangers in the wardrobe that can't even be
given away.

A recent genetic mutation has meant that they now turn into plastic
coathangers pressed from a flat sheet, an even more hideous invention.
--
Ambrose

Steph Peters said:

wafflycat' waffles*A*T*v21net*D*O*T*co*D*O*T*uk of said:

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Tony Raven wrote:
> Tony W wrote:
>>
>> Its probably somewhere in the 7th dimension :~(
>>
>
> Nah, under the fridge; its always under the fridge ;-)

Fridge suck: the most powerful force in the Universe. Especially
good at attracting Jesus springs.

Not as powerful as washing machine suck on socks. It is a basic fact
of physics that washing machine suck is a direct link to a wormhole
across to the Gamma Quadrant whereby socks are split apart from pair
bonding at the sub-nuclear level, so that they are separated and one
is forever lost, via the wormhole, in the Whirlpool Of Phillips in
the giant dust cloud of Omega.

Rubbish. Everyone knows that missing single socks spend an
indeterminate amount of time crawling upstairs before turning into
unwanted extra wire coathangers in the wardrobe that can't even be
given away.

A recent genetic mutation has meant that they now turn into plastic
coathangers pressed from a flat sheet, an even more hideous invention.
--
Ambrose

Just zis Guy said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Just like the movies. The Dark Side is defeated and everyone ends up
living happily ever after on their Brompton ;-)

May the Brompton be with you.

--
Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon

Just zis Guy said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Just like the movies. The Dark Side is defeated and everyone ends up
living happily ever after on their Brompton ;-)

May the Brompton be with you.

--
Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon

On 07/25/2005 23:39:23 Tony Raven said:

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Quoted message said:

Just like the movies. The Dark Side is defeated and everyone ends up
living happily ever after on their Brompton ;-)

Quoted message said:

May the Brompton be with you.

Defeated? NEVER!

--

Buck

I would rather be out on my Catrike

http://www.catrike.co.uk

On 07/25/2005 23:39:23 Tony Raven said:

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Quoted message said:

Just like the movies. The Dark Side is defeated and everyone ends up
living happily ever after on their Brompton ;-)

Quoted message said:

May the Brompton be with you.

Defeated? NEVER!

--

Buck

I would rather be out on my Catrike

http://www.catrike.co.uk

On 07/25/2005 23:39:23 Tony Raven said:

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. It might boost sales of Bromptons [DIMIHAB] :-)

Quoted message said:

Just like the movies. The Dark Side is defeated and everyone ends up
living happily ever after on their Brompton ;-)

Quoted message said:

May the Brompton be with you.

Defeated? NEVER!

--

Buck

I would rather be out on my Catrike

http://www.catrike.co.uk

Quoted message said:

socks are split apart from pair bonding at the
sub-nuclear level, so that they are separated and one is forever lost,

No, it does not get lost, it gets converted in to a coat hanger directly
contributing to the myth that coat hangers somehow breed.......