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Newsgroups: rec.running
From: [email hidden] (Barf Bag)
Date: 18 Sep 2004 14:12:06 GMT

Virginnie said:

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you know Bill, sometimes you really make me laugh (a lot!).

thebillrdogers (Barf Bag) said:

<<It takes a very intelligent person to interpret my posts, and to understand
my unusual humor. So, will you marry me?>>

Who are you?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
Gender?
Preferences?
Single?
Health status?
References?

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Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
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HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
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If you show me yours, I'll show you mine etc.

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Who are you?

Alfred e. Neuman

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Where do you live?

Under a bridge.

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What do you do?

I'll get banned from usenet if I typed those words.

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Gender?

Non-specific.

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Preferences?

Blocked: Large Nassau Idiot.

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Single?

Plural.

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Health status?

HIV +, syphillis +, gonorhea +, herpes+, chalmydia +, etc etc etc. I'm in fine
shape.

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References?

Miriam Webster 4th edition.