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Everyone put your hand on your monitor at this very moment and lets concentrate our positive
mental energy so that Lance will speed his recovery, drink plenty of water, and so that he doesn't
feel his peddles tomorrow and coasts over the Col d'Aspin, Col du Tourmalet, and Luz Ardiden.
Unleash your power and let our pure energy direct Lance back to the place reserved for
prize-winners and record-holders and top vote-getters and most successful and most-likely and
lifetime-achievers and number 1s, from all places and times and from all metered forms of
activity. Join with me now and say in unison, "Lance, just one more time, just one more time, just
one more time, just one more time." Keep repeating "just one more time" until you feel the power
leave your body. Take it seriously, if just for a few seconds, and send him some healing energy.
Visualize him flying up the cols, unleashing our healing powers, gaining enough time to let the
others know that it is over.

Wow, a non-cynical post on RBR! I'm stunned. I almost have to think that this is just a particularly
subtle troll. But I agree, I'm pulling for Lance and I hope he maybe draws a little strength knowing
that America and cycling fans around the world are behind him.

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"EP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Everyone put your hand on your monitor at this very moment and lets

concentrate our positive mental energy so that Lance will speed

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his recovery, drink plenty of water, and so that he doesn't feel his

peddles tomorrow and coasts over the Col d'Aspin, Col du

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Tourmalet, and Luz Ardiden. Unleash your power and let our pure energy

direct Lance back to the place reserved for prize-winners

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and record-holders and top vote-getters and most successful and

most-likely and lifetime-achievers and number 1s, from all places

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and times and from all metered forms of activity. Join with me now and

say in unison, "Lance, just one more time, just one more

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time, just one more time, just one more time." Keep repeating "just one

more time" until you feel the power leave your body. Take

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it seriously, if just for a few seconds, and send him some healing

energy. Visualize him flying up the cols, unleashing our healing

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powers, gaining enough time to let the others know that it is over.

Wow, a non-cynical post on RBR! I'm stunned. I almost have to think that this is just a
particularly subtle troll. But I agree, I'm pulling for Lance and I hope he maybe draws a little
strength knowing that America and cycling fans around the world are behind him.

Goddamm, you are a dumbass.

Nice troll Emma.