This is absolutely brilliant. I hope you all enjoy.
My new prayer. Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My
shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots Please no grey And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and
has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and
doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each
other.
Foot Note: One saggy [censored] said to the other saggy [censored]:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think
we're nuts."
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make
their day.
Message_____ Phil Miranda Weight loss and Nutritional
Consultant [email hidden] INDEPENDENT HERBALIFE
DISTRIBUTOR PO BOX 392, DAPTO NSW 2530 AUSTRALIA Phone: 61 2
95542140 (24hrs)
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