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Possible Tyler Explaination

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  1. Since he crashes so much, its quite possible that he could have crashed into
    a squirrel or some other woodland creature. Scientifically speaking, it
    would be like "Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter".

    This would easily explain the foreign blood in him, cuz, I don't believe
    Tyler is guilty. He's such a nice guy. Not like that David Millar, what a
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  2. Not bad, Jay. I think it's more plausible that Tyler loses so much blood
    when he crashes that he competes with Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame
    for blood at the New England clinics. I think Tyler's B-sample failed at
    the Vuelta because they couldn't figure out how many different peoples'
    blood was pumped into him.

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    Since he crashes so much, its quite possible that he could have crashed


    into

    Quoted message said:

    a squirrel or some other woodland creature. Scientifically speaking, it
    would be like "Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter".

    This would easily explain the foreign blood in him, cuz, I don't believe
    Tyler is guilty. He's such a nice guy. Not like that David Millar, what a
    [censored]!

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  3. No need to find such outlandish explanations. I think it is a clear case of
    ritual cannibalism and necrofilia after Tyler ingested the tender parts from
    poor dead Tugboat. Simple! An act of pure love!

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    Quoted message said:

    Since he crashes so much, its quite possible that he could have crashed
    into a squirrel or some other woodland creature. Scientifically speaking,
    it would be like "Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter".

    This would easily explain the foreign blood in him, cuz, I don't believe
    Tyler is guilty. He's such a nice guy. Not like that David Millar, what a
    [censored]!

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  4. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Philip W. Moore said:

    Not bad, Jay. I think it's more plausible that Tyler loses so much blood
    when he crashes that he competes with Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame
    for blood at the New England clinics.

    My recollection is that Richards went to Swiss clinics for that. So that
    might be the reason TH went to Phonak - closer to the source... (OK, I'm
    joking; I still haven't passed judgement on TH yet.)

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    "It looks like the squirrel's been showing everybody
    where he keeps his nuts."

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  5. I still think Reverse Vampires.

    its logical.

    "Howard Kveck" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Philip W. Moore said:

    Not bad, Jay. I think it's more plausible that Tyler loses so much blood
    when he crashes that he competes with Keith Richards of Rolling Stones
    fame
    for blood at the New England clinics.

    My recollection is that Richards went to Swiss clinics for that. So that
    might be the reason TH went to Phonak - closer to the source... (OK, I'm
    joking; I still haven't passed judgement on TH yet.)

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    "It looks like the squirrel's been showing everybody
    where he keeps his nuts."

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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