So whos the genius that thought itd be a great idea to plan a family bike ride to places like Mount Rushmore or the Statue of Liberty - you know, tourist attractions that are literally crawling with cars, strollers, and screaming kids? I mean seriously, have you considered the sheer logistics of navigating a horde of children, grandparents, and random tourists all vying for a selfie with George Washingtons face while trying to keep your bike upright? How do you even plan for a safe, enjoyable ride to these places without wanting to pull your hair out? Are there secret bike paths that only us enlightened cyclists know about, or are we just expected to wing it and hope that Grandma doesnt get trampled by a rogue Segway? And dont even get me started on the whole kid-friendly aspect - whats the protocol for dealing with a toddler meltdown in the middle of the National Mall? Do you have a separate bike trailer for the plumber, therapist, and emergency ice cream stash? For real, has anyone actually successfully pulled off a family bike ride to one of these places without losing their mind or their bike?