PING: Sheldon

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> ha scritto

Quoted message said:

Bwah. Poor, horny Sheldon. Everything devolves to his elderly, useless
groin...

Quiz: Do you know on which circumstance Sheldon's brain is as big as a nut?

Answer: When it is SWOLLEN.

Cheers
Pandora

Janet Bostwick said:

Quoted message said:

rule that the grinder can't be cleaned in a dishwasher but I don't
recommend placing carbon steel , aluminum, die cast, or tinned parts in
the dishwasher. It shouldn't take more than three minutes to clean a
grinder by hand, no one can be that lazy they need to use a dishwasher
to clean five measly parts.

Sheldon

If the dishwasher is already half full, there's no reason not to put those 5
parts in there too.

I have to agree with Sheldon on this one. Dishwasher instructions usually
advice against putting their use for aluminium. I used to have a nice polished
aluminium ice cream scoop until someone insisted on sticking it into the
dishwasher. Now it is badly pitted.

Janet Bostwick said:

O.k., sweetie, don't get upset. BTW, I didn't ask.

Do you think someone should tell him that Dog3 asked the question, or
would that be cheating?

Carol
--

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/head_trollop/my_photos

In article <[email hidden]>,

Janet Bostwick said:

"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
snip your relationship

Quoted message said:

with your dishwasher is evidently quite intimate... fuzzy, warm, and
vibrates.

snip

Quoted message said:

Sheldon

You promised, you promised you wouldn't tell. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

ROFL!!!
;-D
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On 11 Dec 2005 10:30:09 -0600, "Bob Terwilliger"

virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

Bob (this one) said:

So, just another excuse for Shecky to go off on someone and sling his
meaningless insults. After all these years, you'd think he'd be better at
it.

I think it's time to set aside the nickname "Shecky" and reinstate the
nickname which has dogged Sheldon Katz for most of his life. If you think
about the cowardice he shows by slinging these insults from the safety of
his computer (but would NEVER have the backbone to utter anything like that
in person), the nickname becomes obvious.

He's not Sheldon "Shecky" Katz. He's Sheldon "[censored]" Katz: As I said, he's
been called that most of his life -- for obvious reasons.

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Andy K....
***************************************************************
Being lied to so billionaires can wage war for profits
while indebting taxpayers for generations to come, now
that's just a tad bit bigger than not admitting you like
the big moist-moist lips of chunky trollops on your pecker.

Paghat, the Rat Girl

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Andy Katz said:

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Yeah...

But I'm not comfortable calling him "[censored] Katz".

I've seen him called "Cookie Katz" before.
I could handle that. :-)

I said it with a full-face sneer when I came up with that.

Quoted message said:

I understand he's an ex-military cook.......

Navy shipboard mess cook. He says Martin is his last name. He also says
he'll never divulge real personal information. He was in the navy as
Sheldon Katz. Who knows if anything he says is even remotely true. He's
made enough outright blunders and shown enough plagiarist games that
what he actually claims to know is certainly suspect. If he's so
knowledgeable, why so many websites?

Pastorio

On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:34:44 -0500, "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Navy shipboard mess cook. He says Martin is his last name. He also says
he'll never divulge real personal information. He was in the navy as
Sheldon Katz. Who knows if anything he says is even remotely true. He's
made enough outright blunders and shown enough plagiarist games that
what he actually claims to know is certainly suspect. If he's so
knowledgeable, why so many websites?

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this out? I'm not questioning
your findings, just interested in the detective work behind them. Is
Martin his middle name? How old is this guy? How old are YOU, for
that matter? LOL!

Carol, fabulous fifty
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Damsel in dis Dress said:

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this out? I'm not questioning
your findings, just interested in the detective work behind them. Is
Martin his middle name? How old is this guy? How old are YOU, for
that matter? LOL!

http://tincansailors.org/smrdd/USS_John_Paul_Jones.html

-sw

Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:34:44 -0500, "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Navy shipboard mess cook. He says Martin is his last name. He also says
he'll never divulge real personal information. He was in the navy as
Sheldon Katz. Who knows if anything he says is even remotely true. He's
made enough outright blunders and shown enough plagiarist games that
what he actually claims to know is certainly suspect. If he's so
knowledgeable, why so many websites?

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this out? I'm not questioning
your findings, just interested in the detective work behind them. Is
Martin his middle name? How old is this guy? How old are YOU, for
that matter? LOL!

Never mind ... turns out I'm a detective in my own right.

But really .... how old are YOU, Bob? <G>

Carol
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http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/head_trollop/my_photos

Damsel wrote to Bob Pastorio:

Quoted message said:

But really .... how old are YOU, Bob? <G>

Googling...Bob once wrote:

"Charlie Coffaro brought pizza to our kindergarten class back in 1946."

So I'm guessing he's 64 or thereabouts.

Bob

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Andy Katz said:

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Andy K....

Yeah...

But I'm not comfortable calling him "[censored] Katz".

"Putzi Katz"? Schtuping its own tukkis every chance it gets? Oy! such
a burtchen shvitzer!
---
JL

Quoted message said:

I've seen him called "Cookie Katz" before.
I could handle that. :-)

I understand he's an ex-military cook.......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack
Nicholson

Sqwertz pussies:

Quoted message said:

Damsel in dis Dress said:

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this out? I'm not questioning
your findings, just interested in the detective work behind them. Is
Martin his middle name? How old is this guy? How old are YOU, for
that matter? LOL!

http://tincansailors.org/smrdd/USS_John_Paul_Jones.html

-sw

Sqwertz, isn't yer schtick kinda OLD by now...???

--
Best
Greg

Andy Katz said:

On 11 Dec 2005 10:30:09 -0600, "Bob Terwilliger"

virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

Bob (this one) said:

So, just another excuse for Shecky to go off on someone and sling his
meaningless insults. After all these years, you'd think he'd be better at
it.

I think it's time to set aside the nickname "Shecky" and reinstate the
nickname which has dogged Sheldon Katz for most of his life. If you think
about the cowardice he shows by slinging these insults from the safety of
his computer (but would NEVER have the backbone to utter anything like that
in person), the nickname becomes obvious.

He's not Sheldon "Shecky" Katz. He's Sheldon "[censored]" Katz: As I said, he's
been called that most of his life -- for obvious reasons.

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Yup..and his brother was the famous comedian Mickey Katz (who was Billy
Crystal's father)...

--
Best
Greg

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Janet Bostwick said:

"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
snip your relationship

Quoted message said:

with your dishwasher is evidently quite intimate... fuzzy, warm, and
vibrates.

snip

Quoted message said:

Sheldon

You promised, you promised you wouldn't tell. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

ROFL!!!
;-D

Yup, at least reading this thread is providing some Monday morning
laffs... <:o)

--
Best
Greg

censored (this one) said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Andy Katz said:

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Yeah...

But I'm not comfortable calling him "[censored] Katz".

I've seen him called "Cookie Katz" before.
I could handle that. :-)

I said it with a full-face sneer when I came up with that.

Quoted message said:

I understand he's an ex-military cook.......

Navy shipboard mess cook. He says Martin is his last name. He also says
he'll never divulge real personal information. He was in the navy as
Sheldon Katz. Who knows if anything he says is even remotely true. He's
made enough outright blunders and shown enough plagiarist games that
what he actually claims to know is certainly suspect. If he's so
knowledgeable, why so many websites?

[censored] he's got you wrapped around his little finger...

--
Best
Greg

On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:17:24 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Sqwertz pussies:

Quoted message said:

Damsel in dis Dress said:

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this out? I'm not questioning
your findings, just interested in the detective work behind them. Is
Martin his middle name? How old is this guy? How old are YOU, for
that matter? LOL!

http://tincansailors.org/smrdd/USS_John_Paul_Jones.html

Sqwertz, isn't yer schtick kinda OLD by now...???

Wasn't my 'schtick' in the first place. I see you're still a
friggen moron, though.

-sw

Gregory Morrow said:

jake said:

Might there be parts of the grinder that need to stay lubricated -

where

Quoted message said:

the soap would remove that lubrication?

Isn't that one of the first things a [censored] learns when working at a
brothel...???

--
Best
Greg

Once when i was very young and equally naieve i told a bunnch of alpha
male warriors
the "ring of fire" joke (popular back when Johnny Cash did the song of
the same name).

Not realizing at all its [censored] erotic sub text, though looking back on
it, i was told theat joke by an old Queen.

Like the mice waltzing in the grand piano.
---
JL

"Gregory Morrow" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

jake said:

Might there be parts of the grinder that need to stay lubricated - where
the soap would remove that lubrication?

Isn't that one of the first things a [censored] learns when working at a
brothel...???

You are such a [censored] 😉 I know lube when I see/feel it.

Michael

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now owns all keyboards and computing devices in the household and has the
final say on what is, or is not, posted.
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Joseph LIttleshoes <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Gregory Morrow said:

jake said:

Might there be parts of the grinder that need to stay lubricated -

where

Quoted message said:

the soap would remove that lubrication?

Isn't that one of the first things a [censored] learns when working at a
brothel...???

--
Best
Greg

Once when i was very young and equally naieve i told a bunnch of alpha
male warriors
the "ring of fire" joke (popular back when Johnny Cash did the song
of
the same name).

Not realizing at all its [censored] erotic sub text, though looking back on
it, i was told theat joke by an old Queen.

Like the mice waltzing in the grand piano.
---
JL

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LOLOL...

Michael

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All gramatical errors and misspellings due to Ramsey the cyber kitten. He
now owns all keyboards and computing devices in the household and has the
final say on what is, or is not, posted.
Send email to dog30 at charter dot net

(ibid).

Joseph LIttleshoes said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Andy Katz said:

Shelly's surname is "Katz"?

Andy K....

Yeah...

But I'm not comfortable calling him "[censored] Katz".

"Putzi Katz"? Schtuping its own tukkis every chance it gets? Oy!
such a burtchen shvitzer!
---
JL

Quoted message said:

I've seen him called "Cookie Katz" before.
I could handle that. :-)

I understand he's an ex-military cook.......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]."
-Jack Nicholson