Joe worked in a pickle factory. Unfortunately he had a very real and powerful desire to put his manhood in the pickle slicer. This went on for years until Joe couldn't take it any longer, so he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spent months with a psychiatrist who finally gave up and told him that since his desire to put his manhood in the pickle slicer was so powerful, the only way to get over it was to just do it. Joe gladly agreed to do it the next day at work.
The next day Joe came home from work very early. His wife asked him why he was home so early. Joe explained to her for the first time about his desire to place his manhood in the pickle slicer. He explained that he couldn't take it any longer, and today he did it and got fired.
His wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his trousers and underwear, only to reveal his manhood perfectly normal and intact. She looked up at him and said, "I don't understand...what happened to the pickle slicer?"
He answered, "I think she got fired too."