Can I claim this ??
After a swift evening cycle ride this evening before taking the wife
out for a birthday curry, upon my return, as I always do, I took the
readings and zeroed my wireless thingumy firkin trip worker outer
computer device, and checked that all was zero.
Removed the aforementioned thingumy tripper from the bike (as per the
instructions) to save the power batteries, and popped it into my rear
jersey pocket. Locked the bike into the (attached) garage, went into
the kitchen, kissed the wife (after the face wipedown, and dead fly
removal routine)
Between the garage and the kitchen, I covered 1.65 miles in 2.39 mins,
at 37.79 mph ............ (too tired to work out if it is correct, and
anyway the curry is waiting)
Can I claim this as a PB ?????
BTW I discovered my mobile phone in the same pocket ..........