Our Toxic Homes!

Anne said:

Do you have to open a window when you clean? Do the chemicals you use
make your eyes water? If your child drank your cleaning products,
would it mean a trip to the ER? Are the chemicals you use harmful to
the enviromnent? Chances are you answered YES to all the above, But
if you asked me...I would say NO to all of the above!!! Let me tell
you how you can make the choice to rid your house and families lives
of these toxic chemicals and make some Extra Cash too! Please visit
my website for further information:
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Cue the singers!

Cue the M.H.A. Singers!

All together now!

WHAT A LUCRATIVE WORLD

With the deepest apologies to Cooke/Alpert/Adler

Don't know much about chemistry
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about science books
Don't know much about the learnin’ I took
But I do know that I love spamming Alt Med
And I know that if you loved it too
What a wealthy person I would be

Don't know much nutritionology
Don't know much about oncology
Don't know much about juicology
Don't know what a Zapper is for
But I know that a sucker is better than one with a clue
And if we raise the cost more than a dollar or two
What a lucrative world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an Internet scammer
But I'm tryin' to be
Oh maybe by being an Internet scammer, baby
I can suck your money away for me

Don't know much about chemistry
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about science books
Don't know much about the learnin’ I took
But I do know that I love Alt Med
And I know that if you loved it too
What a sickly person you would be

------ lead guitar ------

But I do know that I love MLMing you
And I know that if you MLM’ed your loved ones too
What a lucrative world this would be