A couple guys are golfing and behind a couple women. After awhile it becomes apparent to them they need to play through.
"Hank" the one says to the other "I think we need to play through why don't you run up there and ask"
"Sure thing!" and he hops in the cart and starts down towards the hole.
About a hundred feet away the cart does an immediate u-turn and comes back.
"Can't do it George! One's my wife and the other is my mistress!"
"Holy [censored] pal! That was close! I'll ask."
Hank piles into the cart and heads downrange gets to a hundred feet and pulls the cart around.
He pulls up next to George and says "Man it's a small world! Ever thought of taking up cycling?"