(OT) Talk about brain dead fans.

TritonRider said:

If you check out any message board discussion of tonights Yankees-Sox game you will realize that
the average poster has to take his shoes off to count up his
IQ. We cycling types might be pinheads, but at least we're intelligent pinheads. Bill C

I find I spend a lot of time exercising ideas, running through things I haven't had time to
think about, etc. while on long rides (when not focused on avoiding becoming road pizza or
dodging hazards.)

So what does the average baseball player think about while standing out there in the field?

Scenario (A) .. and if we use that construct, the equation works and utterly flies in the face of
the other hypothosis, wow, I can't wait to get home and work this all out on paper, I may be onto
something here. Oh, three outs, back to the duggout, maybe there's a scrap of paper I can jot some
of this down on ...

Scenario (B) .. stand around .. look at fans .. think about patch of fungus on left foot .. scratch
crotch .. spit .. look at home plate .. spit ..

"TritonRider" <[email hidden]> wrote in .com...

Quoted message said:

If you check out any message board discussion of tonights Yankees-Sox game

you

Quoted message said:

will realize that the average poster has to take his shoes off to count up

his

Quoted message said:

IQ. We cycling types might be pinheads, but at least we're intelligent pinheads. Bill C

Brain Dead fans in Hamilton too at the Worlds today. CyclingNews noted that Pena was being sprayed
with water at the U-turn as if to cool him off. (It sounds cold and blustery there already)

What are people not thinking?

Ken Papai said:

"TritonRider" <[email hidden]> wrote in .com...

Quoted message said:

If you check out any message board discussion of tonights Yankees-Sox game

you

Quoted message said:

will realize that the average poster has to take his shoes off to count up

his

Quoted message said:

IQ. We cycling types might be pinheads, but at least we're intelligent pinheads. Bill C

Brain Dead fans in Hamilton too at the Worlds today. CyclingNews noted that Pena was being sprayed
with water at the U-turn as if to cool him off. (It sounds cold and blustery there already)

What are people not thinking?

They been watching the Tour coverage?

--
le vent a Dos

Davey Crockett

"Ken Papai" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Brain Dead fans in Hamilton too at the Worlds today. CyclingNews noted that Pena was being sprayed
with water at the U-turn as if to cool him off. (It sounds cold and blustery there already)

What are people not thinking?

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker.

° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last
cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't
thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.