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Subject: After 30 Years
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Thought you might get a chuckle out of this one!* Thirty years does make a difference...
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund1972: KEG
2002: EKG1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint1972: Rolling Stones
Quoted message said:2002: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system1972: Disco
2002: Costco1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test1972: Whatever
2002: DependsJust in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
change
Quoted message said:things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to
give the
faculty
Quoted message said:a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this
year's
Quoted message said:list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born in
Quoted message said:1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
Camel," or "de
Quoted message said:plane Boss, de plane."
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your
life.
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