Subject: Nick the Dragon Slayer
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to
nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the
penalty for this
would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague,
Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange
for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon
Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she
bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would
work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio
the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four
hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With
his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this
matter to the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King
immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
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