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    [Not Responding]
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    Er, titled "Sex".

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1844250865/026-2735200-0504457

    The cover states:

    "Haynes Owners Worskhop Manual

    All models, shapes, sizes and colours".

    I knew they'd diversified from car manuals but...

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  2. Jack Ouzzi
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    Not Responding said:

    Er, titled "Sex".

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1844250865/026-2735200-0504457

    The cover states:

    "Haynes Owners Worskhop Manual

    All models, shapes, sizes and colours".

    I knew they'd diversified from car manuals but...

    WARNING:

    I have just checked it and they have not got my model of wife in it
    ......... Built 1956 .... Open Top :-)

    "What?? Oh nothing dear ...." :-O

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  3. MartinMM
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    [quote="Jack Ouzzi"]On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 09:48:19 +0100, "[Not Responding]"

    Quoted message said:

    Er, titled "Sex".

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1844250865/026-2735200-0504457

    The cover states:

    "Haynes Owners Worskhop Manual

    All models, shapes, sizes and colours".

    I knew they'd diversified from car manuals but...



    They did one a couple of years ago; Man 65.000 BC to present. Obviously no-one buys the car ones any more, I can imagine the one for my car:

    1. open bonnet
    2. Look at combined engine/engine management system/injection/onboard computer system (and that's on a Renault)
    3. close bonnet, take to dealer
    4. see bank manager
    ;-)

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  4. Jim Roberts
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    "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Not Responding said:

    Er, titled "Sex".

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1844250865/026-2735200-0504457

    The cover states:

    "Haynes Owners Worskhop Manual

    All models, shapes, sizes and colours".

    I knew they'd diversified from car manuals but...

    WARNING:

    I have just checked it and they have not got my model of wife in it
    ........ Built 1956 .... Open Top :-)

    "What?? Oh nothing dear ...." :-O

    Does it mention anything about a 1951 model in need of a rebore and
    suspension problems with her headlights?
    I could also do with a new big end.

    Jim R

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  5. [ Not Responding ]
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    Jim Roberts said:

    Does it mention anything about a 1951 model in need of a rebore and
    suspension problems with her headlights?

    It probably recommends that all models should be serviced regularly
    and traded in for a newer one after 3 years.

    IGMC

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