OT: Joke for us among trees...

Zilla said...

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It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes, not a dirty word is used...

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch
says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies," It is neither a son of a beech nor a
son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

Funny. It's not really all that clean though.

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Quoted message said:

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes, not a dirty word is used...

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

tree

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begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a

son

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of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son

of

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a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies," It is

neither

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a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my
pecker in.

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Bill "hold on to your day job, Z" S.

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It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes, not

a

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dirty word is used...

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

tree

Quoted message said:

begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a

son

Quoted message said:

of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

"Woodpecker,

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you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a

son

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of

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a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies," It is

neither

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a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece

of

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ash I have ever put my pecker in.

{rimshot.wav}

Bill "hold on to your day job, Z" S.

Exactly what I thought of when I read it..

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