This guy's been having stomach problems as of late so he goes to the
doctor. The doctor x-rays him and says, "I'm sorry to tell you Rick but
you have a tape worm in your stomach and it's going to eat your insides
and kill you, you have only about a month and a half left. But there is
an alternative, come back to me next week with an apple and a cookie."
Rick doesn't argue and comes back the following week with the two items.
So the doctor tells him to bend over. Takes the apple and shoves it up
his ass and then takes the cookie and does the same thing. The guy
screams in pain.
The doctor tells him to come back again the following week and
then does the same thing.
For 4 weeks straight he's doing this and Rick can hardly walk. After the
fourth week the doc says, "Come back next week with an apple and a baseball
bat, NO COOKIE!"
So the next week comes and Rick comes in with the 2 items and is scared
[censored]. The doctor tells him to bend over and shoves the apple up his
ass.
A few minutes
pass and the worm sticks out it's head and asks, "Where's the cookie?"
Wham.