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    Markositious Probertositious
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    #1

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
    100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little math that might prove helpful What makes life 100%

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
    O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    BUT,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
    close, attitude will get you there, but [censored] will put you over the top.

    And look how far ass kissing will take you...

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

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  2. Dave
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    "Markositious Probertositious" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
    100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little math that might prove helpful What makes life 100%

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
    O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    BUT,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
    close, attitude will get you there, but [censored] will put you over the


    top.

    Quoted message said:


    And look how far ass kissing will take you...

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

    Sounds like an Amway presentation. You are an Amway distributor, aren't you?

    Report
  3. Markositious Probertositious
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    #3

    "Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Markositious Probertositious" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
    100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little math that might prove helpful What makes life 100%

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
    O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    BUT,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
    close, attitude will get you there, but [censored] will put you over the


    top.

    Quoted message said:


    And look how far ass kissing will take you...

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

    Sounds like an Amway presentation. You are an Amway distributor, aren't


    you?

    You cannot even get that right.

    Report
  4. Anth
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    #4

    16+1+14+1+24+7+9+14+19+5+14+7
    Anth

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