• How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
• How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.
• How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho
Path
• How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
• What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
• What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
• What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
• What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
• What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
• What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.
• What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
• What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
• What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
• What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can
Roast Beef.
• Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
• Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
• Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
• What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
• What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location
Of The Dirt Bag.
• Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their
Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
• What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
• How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
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