Q.: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses hand out candy at Hallowe'en?
A.: Because they don't like it when strangers come to their door.
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"Michel Boucher" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Q.: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses hand out candy at Hallowe'en?A.: Because they don't like it when strangers come to their door.
I probably scared away some potential beggars ... I mean, kids, I
laughed so loud. Funny.Two kids just came by with dad right there, the little one was really
little. You can tell his point of view, the little one, he said (unclearly)
why don't you have socks?? I have socks, see? No no ... no
shoes? We're all laughing and the dad say, he's inside all safe and
warm. It was so cute. That's why I look forward to Halloween.nancy (up to 14)
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"Michel Boucher" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Q.: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses hand out candy at Hallowe'en?A.: Because they don't like it when strangers come to their door.
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<SNORT> !!! LOVE IT!!!
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"Michel Boucher" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Q.: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses hand out candy at Hallowe'en?A.: Because they don't like it when strangers come to their door.
I probably scared away some potential beggars ... I mean, kids, I
laughed so loud. Funny.Two kids just came by with dad right there, the little one was really
little. You can tell his point of view, the little one, he said
(unclearly) why don't you have socks?? I have socks, see? No no ...
no shoes? We're all laughing and the dad say, he's inside all safe
and warm. It was so cute. That's why I look forward to Halloween.nancy (up to 14)
We've had 7 so far and that'll most likely be all. We might get a few
more. Our neighbor, Mary, came with 3 little ones that were adorable. She
has no children so I don't know where she got them. They were dressed as
the 3 little pigs. Mary said, "No, you may not make pork chops out of
them". Had me in stitches.Michael
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