A man meets God one day.
Man: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "A second."
Man: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "A penny"
Man: "God, can I have a million dollars?"
God: "Sure! Wait a second..."
Andy
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Andy said:
A man meets God one day.
Man: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "A second."Man: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "A penny"Man: "God, can I have a million dollars?"
God: "Sure! Wait a second..."LOL! It's a good one that bears repeating.
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LOL! It's a good one that bears repeating.Ok, then here it is again:
A man meets God one day.
Man: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "A second."Man: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "A penny"Man: "God, can I have a million dollars?"
God: "Sure! Wait a second..."
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Andy said:
A man meets God one day.
Man: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "A second."Man: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "A penny"Man: "God, can I have a million dollars?"
God: "Sure! Wait a second..."Andy
[ducking]"God" [humming an old tune to itself];
"Once i built a Universe, made it run.
Made it race against time,
Once i built a Universe, now its done.
Buddy can you spare a paradigm?"
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JL
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