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  1. Time for a new keyboard :-)

    Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

    WASHINGTON, DC-In an internationally televised statement
    Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to
    Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam
    loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop
    bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference.
    "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited
    y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind
    that statement. I would officially like for you to step
    back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop
    bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and
    suicide missions of all types.

    theonion.comtheonion.com

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  2. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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    Time for a new keyboard :-)

    Or a Hawaiian guitar?

    Quoted message said:

    Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

    WASHINGTON, DC-In an internationally televised statement
    Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to
    Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam
    loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop
    bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press
    conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I
    may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I
    formally rescind that statement. I would officially like
    for you to step back." The president added that the "it"
    Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings,
    grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.

    theonion.comtheonion.com

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