Four women were driving across the country.
Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
New York.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
looking at them!"
That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
looking at them!"
Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened
the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.
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