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  1. Four women were driving across the country.

    Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
    New York.

    Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
    potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

    "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

    "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
    corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

    "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

    "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened
    the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

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    You wanna measure, or you wanna cook?

  2. Bubba said:

    Four women were driving across the country.

    Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
    New York.

    Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
    potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

    "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

    "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
    corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

    "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

    "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened
    the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

    I thought the Floridian was going to start throwing drugs out of the
    car.

    ;-0

    Rusty

  3. "Bubba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Four women were driving across the country.

    Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
    New York.

    Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
    potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

    "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

    "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
    corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

    "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

    "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened
    the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

    God, I have to forward this one on to my hubby. Thanks, Bubba.

    kili

  4. Rusty said:
    Bubba said:

    Four women were driving across the country.

    Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
    New York.

    Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
    potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

    "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

    "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
    corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

    "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

    "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened
    the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

    I thought the Floridian was going to start throwing drugs out of the
    car.

    ;-0

    Rusty


    LOL! That'd work, too! The bane of being a deep-water port state and a
    hop-skip-jump from S.A.

    Bubba

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    You wanna measure, or you wanna cook?

  5. "Bubba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Four women were driving across the country.

    Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New
    York.

    Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
    potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

    "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

    "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
    looking at them!"

    That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of
    corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

    "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

    "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at
    them!"

    Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened the car
    door and pushed the New Yorker out.


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    <snort!!> Good one Bubba!

    Cyndi

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