A Cow's Tail
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
[censored].
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'
"I don't remember much after that."
:-)