Online poll - Am I funny?

[Father Guido Sa]

Yes or no.

I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
up and go.

Fr. Guido

 

[Mike Conway]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

There, that's 20 nos. See ya.

Mike C

 

[Cleveland Steam]

Now that was actually funny.

"Mike Conway" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>
> There, that's 20 nos. See ya.
>
> Mike C

 

[Tom G]

no

it may have been mildly amusing once or twice, but got old quickly.

as groucho said: anyone can be funny with a pee-pee-kaka joke; the art is to be funny without
relying on bodily functions.

Tom

"Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Yes or no.
>
> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
> up and go.
>
> Fr. Guido

 

[Roger Hunter]

"Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

Father, you have my vote.

Roger.

 

[Father Guido Sa]

Only one vote per message. I count a reply as a separate message. Okay, current tally is:

1 vote - no

Fr. Guido

[email protected] (Mike Conway) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>
> There, that's 20 nos. See ya.
>
> Mike C

 

[Father Guido Sa]

What's your vote, Steamer?

Fr. Guido

"Cleveland Steamer" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Now that was actually funny.

 

[Tom Henderson]

[email protected] (Father Guido Sarducci) wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Yes or no.
>
> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
> up and go.
>
> Fr. Guido

Imagine a "no" in Times Roman font at about 120 points.

 

[Mark Hickey]

[email protected] (Father Guido Sarducci) wrote:

>Yes or no.

No. Not even a little.

Mark Hickey Habanero Cycles http://www.habcycles.com Home of the $695 ti frame

 

[Roger Wrolstad]

Funny--not in a humorous meaning of the word. You're not even interesting.

[email protected] (Father Guido Sarducci) wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Yes or no.
>
> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
> up and go.
>
> Fr. Guido

 

[Father Guido Sa]

Thank you, my son. I'm getting bashed over in rec.bicycling.racing. Right now it's 10 no votes and
not a single yes. I have come to the conclusion that the cycling boyz think highly of themselves.
They do not appreciate a few laughs. I may have to retire. There's hope in here, though.

Fr. Guido

"Roger Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> "Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> Father, you have my vote.
>
>
> Roger.

 

[John Hughes]

NO "Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Thank you, my son. I'm getting bashed over in rec.bicycling.racing. Right now it's 10 no votes and
> not a single yes. I have come to the conclusion that the cycling boyz think highly of themselves.
> They do not appreciate a few laughs. I may have to retire. There's hope in here, though.
>
> Fr. Guido
>
> "Roger Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > "Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Father, you have my vote.
> >
> >
> > Roger.

 

[Zoot]

On 27 Mar 2003 18:16:39 -0800, [email protected] (Father Guido Sarducci) wrote:

>Yes or no.
>
>I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
>up and go.

No.

Zooty

 

[Ron C]

NO NO NO


"zoot" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> On 27 Mar 2003 18:16:39 -0800, [email protected] (Father Guido Sarducci) wrote:
>
> >Yes or no.
> >
> >I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll
> >pack up and go.
>
> No.
>
> Zooty

 

[Father Guido Sa]

I didn't even get a little rise out of you?

Fr. Guido

[email protected] (Roger Wrolstad) wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Funny--not in a humorous meaning of the word. You're not even interesting.

 

[Phil Holman]

NO

"Father Guido Sarducci" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Yes or no.
>
> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
> up and go.
>
> Fr. Guido

 

[Dr. Harry Johns]

No.

Goodbye, father.

Harry

 

[Steve Freides]

Father Guido Sarducci wrote:
>
> Yes or no.
>
> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll pack
> up and go.
>
> Fr. Guido

No.

-S-

 

[Mark Hickey]

Steve Freides <[email protected]> wrote:

>Father Guido Sarducci wrote:
>>
>> Yes or no.
>>
>> I will count up the first 20 replies. Majority rules. If yes, I'll stay and play. If no, I'll
>> pack up and go.
>>
>> Fr. Guido
>
>No.

That makes it 12-1, making a win out of the first 20 impossible. Even Al Gore wouldn't attempt to
prolong this one any longer.

Don't let the door hit you in the robe, Guido.

Mark Hickey Habanero Cycles http://www.habcycles.com Home of the $695 ti frame

 

[Shabby]

Originally posted by Father Guido Sa
I have come to the conclusion that the cycling boyz think highly of themselves.

Incorrect conclusion. The fact that noone thinks very highly of you is not related to what people think of themselves.

Go back and annoy the guy who washes his yellow sidewalls. You deserve each other.