I didn't realize the Joke area existed. I think I posted this somewhere else on cyclingforums, but in case you haven't seen it...
An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
asks,"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm a cyclist," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well before daylight and out and ride my bicycle."
" Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to
be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
"Who said my dad's dead?" The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old cyclist. "In fact he rode with
me this morning, and that's why he's still alive . . . he's a
cyclist too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more
to it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he
died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible,how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old cyclist.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he
went bike riding with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why
would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"